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Liberal Obamacrat Panic Guide for Columbus Day

Posted: October 13, 2014 at 1:30 pm   /   by

Panic if someone waves and/or sings The Star-Spangled Banner Banner. Don’t panic when if your insurance policy is cancelled under Obamacare and/or your cousin has just arrived from Liberia with a fever.

Panic if an Italian sails from Europe to Caribbean Islands and coughs. Don’t panic if Apaches and Comanches slaughter Euro-American settlers. Panic again if settlers threaten to exercise pre-Second Amendment rights or if Euro- or Native Americans name sports teams “Redskins.”

Don’t panic if you see a gun-free zone sign. Panic if you see an American exercise their Second Amendment rights by killing a disgruntled employee (Islamic terrorist convert) who has just cut the head off a former fellow employee.

Panic if someone expresses fear of Islamic terrorism after hearing a Muslim shout Allahu Akbar in the workplace. Don’t panic if you hear a Muslim shout Allahu Akbar anywhere and especially six months after applying and being turned down for a job at Wal-Mart for the umpteenth time since President Barack Obama took office and are thus no longer counted as being in the labor force.

After all, your absence from the workforce makes the “official” U-3 unemployment rate go down and Obama and his Democrats look good, and we must keep our priorities straight.

Panic if a Bush’s largest budget deficit is under $500B. Don’t panic if a Democrat has budget deficits over $1Trillion  for three years in a row.

Panic if a Bush swabs the nose of an Al Qaeda terrorist responsible for the 9/11 attacks on the U.S. homeland. Don’t panic if Democrats hand over Iraq and Syria to Iran, Russia and ISIS/ISIL/Non-Islamic, Non-State, Islamic State.

Panic if anyone utters the name of Jesus on government property. Don’t panic if one’s children regularly hear the F- or N- words.

Panic if a non-injured woman cries rape after a date. Don’t panic if morally-equivalent Muslim cultures tolerate actual rape and honor killings.

Finally, Panic if a Republican might win a political office and most importantly, Don’t panic if a Democrat tells you not to Panic.

“What our forefathers with so much difficulty secured, do not basely relinquish.” – William Bradford

Mike DeVine

Mike DeVine, presently with the Ruf Law Firm in Metro Atlanta, is the managing editor of HillbillyPolitics and PoliticalDaily; Atlanta Law and Politics columnist for Examiner.com; and regular blogger at Unified Patriots and Redstate.com. His work at Redstate was featured in a PBS Special on conservative bloggers which led to a stint as the conservative op-ed voice of the Charlotte Observer and regular appearances in The New York Times, The Hill, Wall Street Journal, Atlanta Journal-Constitution, and other major print and online publications. DeVine’s writing career was launched soon after his Summer of 2001 move to Atlanta and “conservative epiphany.” While the legal editor for The (Decatur, GA) Champion, he wrote the first post-9/11 column published in the United States suggesting that captured terrorists would not be entitled to POW rights. Previously, DeVine had been an active Democratic Party county chairman, convention delegate, and campaign manager in S.C. He matriculated at the University of South Carolina School of Law, Spartanburg Methodist College, and Wofford College, where he earned Phi Bet Kappa honors and taught Business Law.

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Liberal Obamacrat Panic Guide for Columbus Day